Sunday, July 10, 2011

THE DEVIL WEARS SOCKS WITH THONGS

Another lazy post - an email I wrote to Lauren (the speech pathologist who was working with me) who has since returned to Australia. I was just filling her in on a few recent events:

Dear Lauren,

This story is so amazingly funny that I have to share it with you and I am killing two birds with one stone by dictacting this email to Melina as we speak.

So Mrs P was away from school for two days last week. She was sick at home with fevers (what's new eh?). She returned to school today and was telling L that she had fevers and was posessed by a demon. She reported that this demon was in fact, her mother, and that her mother was haunting/possessing her. Mrs P said that her mother died when she was 4 so now she is coming back to haunt her. She said that when her cousin/sister/some relative that we won't actually know the exact detgails of because tha'ts what happens in Fiji... came to visit her over the weekend, she coughed really badly in front of him/her and the devil jumped from Mrs P to her family relation.

She also told L that while she was in her room which she swears that she had locked, had opened up mysteriously by itself, letting in a cool and creepy breeze. She also was coughing a lot today and told L that she had gastric/gastritis while pointing to her chest.

The end. You're missing out on a lot.

-Amanda

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